Dis ya ting yah, it all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem mash up di best fruit an' make it so smooth. Ya know how Di people dem feel a good drink pon a hot day? Dis rum yah, it does it to paradise. Ya see, some people tink rum only good for livin'. But dis spirit, it got story. Every sip a journey back to di roots. So when yuh smell di rum, rem